AI piano related generated pictures

Khuja Wangtishvili · 2023-03-31T14:06:27+00:00

OK. I wanted to have some fun with free AI picture generation tools. Clicked one in google, put the phrase "generate hot chinese chick in short dress playing a black polished grand piano on a concert hall stage, which has wooden floor and yellow walls". And this is the result 😃 Actually it looks like nice art, but has some obvious AI mistakes, like 3 hands, lid one meter above rest of the piano and so on ;-)

QuasiUnaFantasia

Inspired by recent posts about chatbots, here is a movie poster from the yet to be conceived movie Attack of the 50 TB chatbot. Evidently the poster is not in the English language.

QuasiUnaFantasia

It is well-known that playing the piano may help bestow longevity. But some pianists just overdo it …

QuasiUnaFantasia

By now, it would appear, labels and artists themselves are using the so called "AI". In the video below, Olga Scheps is showing off along side a whole bevy of composers. I presume this has to do with an upcoming album.

CyberGene

QuasiUnaFantasia nice, but why did Beethoven become cartoonish for a moment? 🤨

QuasiUnaFantasia

CyberGene I am not sure, but he seemed to be a bit displeased with it.

Pete14

Did Chopin just wink at the camera? as if saying, “I’m tapping that ass tonight!” and it seems like Olga nodded, “yes, Chopin, you can tap that ass whenever you want!”

To be fair, she seemed to be flirting with all of them, and that final take where she stands at the center surrounded by all them horny composers, that made me a little horny…..

Yes, I know, “she’s a respected artist, and we shan’t be having such thoughts about her,” so sue me!

P.S.

BTW, they captured Ludwig’s forehead beautifully; incidentally, it is there, in that massive forehead, whence his musical genius resided…..

CyberGene

I just asked Gemini 3 Pro to generate a video with the following prompt:

Can you generate a comedy video of Bach, Beethoven and Mozart working together on a piece of music but arguing in a funny and absurd way, with Bach being strict and pedantic and asking for Beethoven to do the job on the piano since Bach's vision is not good but getting annoyed by Beethoven not hearing him well, whereas Beethoven gets stormy about Bach's grumpiness. The lazy Mozart would just be smoking and drinking on a sofa, observing the two men from aside and laughing hysterically at Bach and Beethoven's arguments (laughing similarly to how the actor who played him in Amadeus did) which in turns infuriates Bach who is fed up with him and throws a bunch of scores at him

Here's the video which is apparently incorrect but I have only two videos a day and I used the quota already:

I am not sure why it's only Bach speaking (even Beethoven's responses), why he only speaks at Mozart and who's in the background... Maybe Gemini is still not the best in AI-generated videos. But it's fun anyways 🙂

CyberGene

P.S. I realized I could not upload videos (mp4 files) to the forum, so I added it as a configuration. Feel free to ask me to add more allowed types if you need to upload some other type of video. The file size limits is still 30 MB.

CyberGene

Asked Gemini to do it as a cartoon instead, it's just too lame... 🙁

QuasiUnaFantasia

CyberGene For what it is, I think it was done rather well. Lots of bad cartoons exist made by actual "artists", which are not much better. Hergé it is not, of course.

QuasiUnaFantasia

Pete14 Yes, I know, “she’s a respected artist, and we shan’t be having such thoughts about her,” so sue me!

I suspect Ms. Scheps is not unaware of the relative merits of her physical appearance, as deemed by men of average (or above) testosterone count and predominant sexual orientation.

QuasiUnaFantasia

CyberGene Here's a still from your movie; Beethoven grew a pipe out of thin air, which is a neat trick, but overall they seem like they were on some heavy dope not available in our times. 😁

CyberGene

QuasiUnaFantasia i think this clip turned out to be both great, and such a missed opportunity. To a certain extent it got a lot of my intent. And it generated it in just 2 minutes. I’m pretty certain in yet another 2 years it would be spot on. And that’s cool for couch movie directors such as myself 😃

QuasiUnaFantasia

CyberGene Yes, this should make everyone in the movie business mind their bowel movements closely.

May I say, it was a very good prompt; very detailed and thought out.

David B

Pete14 and that final take where she stands at the center surrounded by all them horny composers, that made me a little horny…..

Are you suggesting that Olga is like the neighborhood bicycle in that everyone gets a ride? 🚲 🤭

Pete14

I’ve heard, ‘round the internet, that she’s like a dirt-bike; she can handle rough terrain without breaking a sweat, but her biggest asset is her ability to pop a wheelie without using her hands…..she’s also good at juggling multiple balls at once….

I think we need more “Olgas,” because most of today’s pianists are only good at one thing (playing the piano), but this one, Olga, this one has many talents; including the ability to play Chopin with one hand whilst juggling huge balls with the other……..I bet you Ms. Wang can’t even handle one ball, never mind several (balls)…….🏀🏀

QuasiUnaFantasia

Come on you people! If she is flirting with dead guys, then she couldn't possibly be involved with living guys too.

Pete14

QuasiUnaFantasia

She captures them, dead or alive, and once she has them by the balls, she doesn’t let go….(I’ve heard ‘round the internet)……🫣

David B

Pete14 Wang can’t even handle one ball, never mind several (balls)…….🏀🏀

Perhaps Miss Wang isn't interested in golf balls, tennis balls or basketballs, and would rather attend a clambake. 👯‍♀️🫣

MacMacMac

David B Perhaps Miss Wang isn't interested in golf balls, tennis balls or basketballs, and would rather attend a clambake.

Really, David? I'm surprised at you! (And amused by this.)

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