I just dusted my rusty, crystal balls🔮🔮!
My balls had been retired ever since I quit my clairvoyant ways, for it turned out that my clients only wanted a rosy view of the future, yet when my balls predicted an ominous one, some of them reacted angrily, and amongst other things, called me a witch 🧙, and sometimes even took it out on my crystal balls.
So hard, they kicked my balls, that one of them was cracked, and that’s when I had enough; I quit, and retired my broken balls.
But today I’ve decided to bring them balls out of the attic, and I tell you, despite one ball being cracked, the predictions seem exciting:
“A ‘grand’ occasion to take place at Kawai Japan,” read my balls!
“The keys, long; the sound celestial; the name Yamaha,” further read my crystal balls!
So far, only these two predictions seem of importance; the rest has to do with the upcoming famine, starvation, and the apocalypse, but who cares about that when a new-and-improved digital is around the corner!
I’ll keep looking at my balls for further details/predictions!