Do you genuinely need 5G?
There are some people who do but plenty people who do not BUT they have somehow managed to come to feel their existence would somehow be falling behind or falling out of touch with the present world, therefore they feel they need “want” 5G ….. ergo, they may already have it or are about to acquire some 5G gear.
Often times people confuse or mistake feeling with thinking. Obviously the 2 are so often closely related that the former clouds the latter. Effective advertising, propaganda campaigns and news/media consumption makes it easy for some people to remain unaware of the distinction. They are not the same. Emotions and intellect often hang out together buy they ARE mutually exclusive, but it may be difficult if not impossible to convince the unaware of this.
The short version: despite your own observation to the contrary, you somehow feel you want a keytar.