I’m sorry to burst your bubble, Ralphiano, but you won’t be getting a bonus check!
Now, this is not to say that your performance was not good, but sadly you did not meet your quota, and whilst you came close, and I tried to convince the committee to ‘cut you a break,’ they rebuked by saying “if we give him a break, then everyone else will want a break.”
I did manage to secure an Amazon gift card in the amount of $5 for you….Enjoy!😁