I had a nice dinner out tonight with the wife ... but then she had to ruin the evening by taking me to Wal Mart for a spell. Given a choice between hell and Wal Mart, I'll take hell !
But now it gets even worse. You've brought up Abba, Sedaka, and the Captain.
Drew-r ABBA helps float my boat on the increasingly infrequent occasions when i am in a funk that is lifted by cheesy tunes. Might as well throw some Neil Sedaka with a side of The Captain & Tennille on this order
I was already suffering from Walmartitis ... and now you condemn me to a fate worse than death!
I once had a girlfriend who liked all of those. That punishment was over forty years in the past.
But now, in a fit of spite, you resurrect the thought of those evil tunes.
Fie on it, I say! Fie!