Windows 12 minimum requirements

magicpiano

Let's guess the Win12 minimum requirements!

RAM: 32GB (bare minimum to open a browser)
STORAGE: 1TB (512GB for the Windows folder)
CPU: 1x Apple M2 or 2x intel i9 14th gen. (necessary for MS spying background tasks)
GRAPHICS: 2xTESLA A100 80GB GDDR6 (necessary for better transparency effects)
Security: DUAL TPM 4.0 (the first TPM chip is needed to check if the second one was hacked!)

And as a final note: Win12 will need a VR headset! We'll all look like this in our rooms:

MacMacMac

Other requirements:

Your first-born son
Title to your house
Notarized oath of allegiance to Microsoft

Drew-r

MacMacMac

Which brings to mind a co-dependency built into the now decades-old Intel 🤝 MS partnership.

...... Intel makes a faster & smaller processor leading MS to make a bigger & bloat’ier OS.... repeat.

MacMacMac

But that has changed. AMD is faster. And the Apple CPU even faster. So Microsoft will have to double-down on the bloatware.

Ralphiano

I won't be able to use it unless it comes with a teenager! 😅